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What's the best excuse to get out of Jury Duty?
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By islander507islander507 191 Pts
In my years of being called to Jury duty I heard a few good excuses, what do you think is the best excuse?



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    Your going on vacation.
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  • PinoPino 84 Pts
    You have to turn the handle of the mangle for your granny as she broke her arm on 'Pancake Tuesday'.
    agsr
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  • natbaronsnatbarons 133 Pts
    @pino , I agree, that may be the craziest.
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  • prorepublican19929prorepublican19929 21 Pts
    I had to go to the pet site and pick up a dolphin.
    agsr
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  • agsragsr Premium Member 851 Pts
    I was in a jury selection where a crime was committed by an African american.  One of the potential jurors basically admitted to being racist And said that he cannot be unbiased.
    melsa
    Live Long and Prosper
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  • melsamelsa 1 Pt
    Tell them "I'm a white nationalist."
    whitenationalist
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  • whitenationalistwhitenationalist 2 Pts
    Here's one...
    I AM A WHITE NATIONALIST. 
    That gets me out every single time. Good excuse.
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  • CYDdhartaCYDdharta Premium Member 1086 Pts
    Telling them your brother, dad, and uncle are cops and you think they get the right guy 98% of the time should work.  OTOH why do you want to get out of it if you don't  have a good reason?  One of the reasons we get idiotic verdicts  like Stella being awarded over a million dollars because she spilled hot coffee on herself is because juries tend to be made up of people from the ranks in society.  People above that tend to use excuses to get out of it.
    WhyTrump
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  • agsragsr Premium Member 851 Pts
    @CYDdharta, I agree.  Cop story is often effective 
    Live Long and Prosper
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  • NopeNope 347 Pts
    edited April 2018
    I know about Jury nullification and I think (name of law criminal is being charged of breaking) is wrong so I will vote not guilty no matter what. I will tell all the other people about Jury nullification and try and convince them the law is stupid as well. So what time do I have to show up at court. : ) 

    Works every time. ; )
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  • someone234someone234 630 Pts
    Have sex with the defendant and film it.
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  • AmericanFurryBoyAmericanFurryBoy 365 Pts
    Tell them that your going to a party that day. Go into detail on how you will be getting high AF and that you’ll be too stoned to even stand. Works every time. If your in a legal state...
    Sovereignty for Kekistan
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